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• If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
• If you pull the wings off a fly, does it become a walk?
• Never run away from a gun. Bullets can travel faster than you can.
  Besides, if you're going to be hit, you had better get it in the front than in the back....
• Will you walk into my parlour?" said a spider to a fly
  "'T is the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy....
• If you are going to walk on thin ice, you may as well dance.
• American Airlines. Fly with us and you won't walk again." -- Sign seen in L.A.
• If you're going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.
• Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun? It's cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all the time people are going to get out of the way.
  Cars, too! -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...