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God created sex. Priests created marriage. -- Voltaire
God created the integers; all the rest is the work of man. -- Leopold Kronecke
God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all.
When Satan heard this, he laughed and said, "And where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?...
God defend me from the still water, and I'll keep myself from the rough. -- Proverb
God didn't create the world in seven days--He goofed off for six, then pulled an all-nighter.
God does not ask the impossible.
God does not have to put His name on a label in the corner of a meadow because nobody else makes meadows.
God does not play dice with the universe. -- Albert Einstei
God does not play dice with the universe

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