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God built a compelling sex drive into every creature, no matter what style of fucking it practiced.
He made sex irresistibly pleasurable, wildly joyous, free from fears....
God cannot alter the past but historians can." -- Samuel Butler (1835-1902)
God considered not action, but the spirit of the action.
It is the intention, not the deed, wherein the merit of praise of the doer consists....
God corrected her 1st mistake, by creating Eve.
God could create the universe in six days because he didn't have to make it upward compatible.
God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers. -- Jewish Proverb
God created Adam & Eve not Adam & Steve.
God created man; all the rest is the work of the integers.
God created man, but I could do better. -- Erma Bombeck
God created music so people could pray without words.

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