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Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier. -- Blore's Razo
Given a fifty-fifty chance, you will be wrong 90 per cent of the time.
Given a problem of 'n' equations, there will be 'n+1' variables. -- The First SNAFU Equatio
Given a sufficient number of people and an adequate amount of time, you can create insurmountable opposition to the most inconsequential idea.
-- Devyver's law...
Given enough inside information and unlimited credit, you've got to go broke.
-- Kennedy's Market Theorem...
Given enough time, memory and disk space... anything is possible.
Given enough time, what you put off doing today will eventually get done by itself. -- G. Gestra
Given my druthers, I'd druther not.
Given that God is infinite, and given that the Universe is infinite.
.. would you like a toasted tea cake? -- Talkie Toaster in Red Dwarf 'White Hole'...
Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying around, I'd rather lie around.
No contest. -- Eric Clapto...

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