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• If you treat people right they will treat you right; 90 per cent of the time.
• Sex is 90 per cent in the head.
• Sturgeon's Law 90 per cent of everything is crud.
• Did you hear about the little boy that found a fifty cent piece, so he went home for some money.
• Psychiatrists do it for at least fifty dollars per session.
• I've told you for the fifty-thousandth time, stop exaggerating.
• You know that people will be kind to you, given a chance.
• One time the police stopped me for speeding. They said, "Don't you know the speed limit is fifty-five miles an hour?
  I said, "Yeah, I know, but I wasn't going to be out that long." -- Steven Wrigh...
• Make love to every woman you meet; if you get 5 per cent on your outlay, it's a good investment.