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• Blore's Razor: Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
• Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
• Given a choice between two bald political candidates, the American people will vote for the less bald of the two.
  -- Vic Gold...
• Riker: "Given the choice between slim and none, I'll take slim anyday.
  -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
• Given a choice between grief and nothing, I'd choose grief. -- William Faulkne
• If you are given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money.
  As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal....
• If nothing beats getting drunk, given a choice, I'd take the nothing.