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• It is broke. It will not work. It does not go.
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
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• G.T.i.: Got Tossers Inside
• Lerman's Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.
  Lerman's Corollary: You are never given enough time or money....
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• With a little luck, there's no reason why you can't live to be one hundred.
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• A cat will go "quack" - if you squeeze it hard enough.