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German word for constipation: Farfrompoopin!
German word for virgin: "Gutentigh
Geronimo! You leap into the void. Death peers over the edge and gazes quizzically at you.
... 'Bye-bye,' he says... 'We'll meet again.'...
Gerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off.
Geschichte ist die geistige Form, in der sich eine Kultur ueber ihre Vergangenheit Rechenschaft gibt.
[transl.:] History is the mental/intellectual form, in which a culture renders account of its pa...
Geschichte ist [...] ein Dialog zwischen Gegenwart und Vergangenheit.
[re-transl.:] History is [...] a dialogue between the present and the past....
Gesundheit!
Gesundheit - The answer to the common cold
Get a bunch of those 3-D glasses and wear them at the same time.
Use enough to get it up to a good, say, 10 or 12-D. -- [Imitation] Steven Wrigh...
GET A CLUE. Cost. 50 cents!

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