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Genderplex: Trying to determine from the cutesy pictures which restroom to use.
GENEALOGISTS do it in the library.
Genealogy: Looking for bones in the closet.
GENEALOGY, n. An account of one's descent from an ancestor who did not particularly care to trace his own.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Genealogy. Tracing descent from someone who didn't.
Genealogy: tracing us back to the same brother and sister.
Geneology: chasing your own tale.
Gene police... You! Out of the pool.
General, a machine becomes human when you can't tell the difference." -- From DARYL
General Appearance: Intelligent. Scruffy. Intense.
Abstracted. Surprisingly for a sedentary profession, more hackers run to skinny than fa...

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