Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Gee, your mom *looks* normal.
Geez if you belive in honkus.
Geez, It's Hot!: Mike Hammeldyed
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20) Good news and bad news highlighted.
Enjoy the good news while you can; the bad news will make you forget it....
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20) You are a quick and intelligent thinker.
People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little....
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20) You are very exuberant and enjoy expressing yourself.
Your friends think of you as a busy-body and a bore....
Gender feminizts are statistically impaired.
Gender feminizts lack gender.
gender mender: n.
Genderplex, n.: The predicament of a person in a restaurant who is unable to determine his or her designated restroom (e.
g., turtles and tortoises). -- Rich Hall, Snigle...

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