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• GENEALOGY: An account of one's descent from an ancestor who did not particularly care to trace his own.
  -- Ambrose Bierce...
• GENEALOGY, n. An account of one's descent from an ancestor who did not particularly care to trace his own.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Genealogy: tracing us back to the same brother and sister.
• The descent to Hades is the same from every place. -- Anaxagora
• Anaxagoras said to a man who was grieving because he was dying in a foreign land, "The descent to Hades is the same from every place.
  -- Diogenes Laertius (c. 200 AD) -- Anaxagoras, vi...
• In a key position in every genealogy you will find a John Smith from London. -- McLaughlin's Law
• Genealogy: Looking for bones in the closet.
• Expert, n.: Someone who comes from out of town and shows slides.