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Genie in a Bottle: Grant Wishe
Genitalia is NOT an Italian airline!
Genital: Non-Jewish...
GENITALS The bits of the body that are used specifically for rude purposes.
They come in varying shapes and sizes, and are used in varying ways....
Genius doesn't work on an assembly line basis. You can't simply say, "Today I will be brilliant.
-- Kirk, "The Ultimate Computer," stardate 4731.3...
Geniuses write taglines. Idiots read them.
Genius, in one respect, is like gold: a number of persons are constantly writing about both, who have neither.
Genius is born, not paid.
Genius is one per cent inspiration and ninety-nine per cent perspiration.
-- Thomas Alva Edison, "Life", 1932...
Genius is patience.

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