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• Your mom is a monolithic kernel!
• You are confused; but this is your normal state.
• Your future looks bright.
• Bart: Gee Homer, it looks like you've got yourself a real problem on your hands.
  Homer: Your right... Uhh... Bart! Vacuum this floor!...
• Marge: All right, all right, but if you win, don't make a scene and dance around with your "woo-hoo"s, please!
  We can't afford a single slipup. They're judging us....
• A disfiguring car accident will improve your looks.
• Ferrets are like mom's, always nosing about your room!
• Pro-Choice: If your mom aborted you, where would you be today?