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From the time we first begin to know, We live and learn, but not the wiser grow. -- Pomfre
From the Tulanian, the Tulane alumna magazine: Politicians are like banana
They're green when you pick 'em, ant then they hang around in bunches and get rotten....
From The Valley of The Dulls - Lehigh Valley.
From the very beginning dogs set out to please their masters, not the other way around .
.. They were put to work to perform a wide variety of chores....
From this arises the question whether it is better to be loved rather than feared or feared rather than loved.
One might perhaps answer that we should wish to be both, but since love and fear can ha...
From thousands of our undone widows One may derive some wit.
-- Thomas Middleton (1580-1627) -- A Trick to catch the Old One, Act i, Sc. 2...
From toil he wins his spirits light, From busy day the peaceful nigh
Rich, from the very want of wealth, In heaven's best treasures, peace and health....
From up on the rooftops there arose such a clatter, I ran from my bed to see what was the matter.
I ran to the window and threw up. -- Tom Smothe...
From uucp Mon Dec 3 21:05:46 1979

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