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• Marines are like bananas; they're born green; they turn yellow; and they die in bunches.
• When you get to be the age of George Burns, it is unwise to buy green bananas!
• Then there's the atmosphere -- half the time you can eat the air, it's got so much stuff floating around in it.
  It takes the edge out of the colors. Down here even the traffic lights are pastel....
• Up and at 'em, Atom Ant.
• Politicians do it for 4 years then have to get re-erected.
• Pick-em!
• ABORTION CLINIC: You Bang 'Em, we hang 'em!
• When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on, and swing!
• Pop a Poppler in your mouth When you come to Fishy Joe's What they're made of is a mystery Where they come from no one knows You can pick 'em you can lick 'em you can chew 'em you can stick 'em If you promise not to sue us you can shove one up your nose.