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For NASA, space is still a high priority.
For nations that waste their inheritances- even nations that are profligate -usually do so in ways more subtle than individuals.
Bad habits and bad advice take longer to inflict their damage; natio...
For neatness, always draw the curves first, and afterwards plot the data. -- Finagle's Third Rule
For never anything can be amiss, When simpleness and duty tender it.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), A Midsummer Night's Dream -- Act v, Sc. 1...
For never, never, wicked man was wise.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Odyssey of Homer, Book ii, Line 320...
For New Year's, I gave up sex & lying.
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Fornication, n.: Term used by people who don't have anybody to screw with.
For nosebleed: put the nose much lower than the body.
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