values of two.

-- Murphy's Mathematical Axiom

- For large values of one, one equals two, for small values of two.
- Two is not equal to three, even for large values of two.
- Two is not 3 -- not even for large values of 2.
- 2+2=5 for moderately large values of two...
- uitably small adj.
[perverted from mathematical jargon]
An expression used ironically to characterize unquantifiable
behavior that differs from expected or required behavior.

For example, suppose a newly created program came up with a correct full-screen display, and one publicly exclaimed... - uitably small: [perverted from mathematical jargon] adj.

An expression used ironically to characterize unquantifiable behavior that differs from expected or required behavior.... - I have two pets: A large main dog, and a small emergency backup one.
- O'Toole's Axiom: One child is not enough, but two children are far too many.
- One child is not enough, but two children are far too many. -- O'Toole's Axiom