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• For large values of one, one equals two, for small values of two.
• Two is not equal to three, even for large values of two.
• Two is not 3 -- not even for large values of 2.
• 2+2=5 for moderately large values of two...
• uitably small adj. [perverted from mathematical jargon] An expression used ironically to characterize unquantifiable behavior that differs from expected or required behavior.
  For example, suppose a newly created program came up with a correct full-screen display, and one publicly exclaimed...
• uitably small: [perverted from mathematical jargon] adj.
  An expression used ironically to characterize unquantifiable behavior that differs from expected or required behavior....
• I have two pets: A large main dog, and a small emergency backup one.
• O'Toole's Axiom: One child is not enough, but two children are far too many.
• One child is not enough, but two children are far too many. -- O'Toole's Axiom