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• If you come to a fork in the road, take it. -- Yogi Berra
• Success and Failure are a fork in the road. You choose.
• How do you get 1000 babies into a Volkswagen? A Pitch Fork.
• So tender you can cut it with a fork. -- Lorena Bobbi
• You may be redneck... if your family tree doesn't fork.
• Now Sally, don't you know you are not supposed to eat with your knife?
  "Yes, Mother, but my fork leaks....
• You don't sew with a fork, so I see no reason to eat with knitting needles.
  -- Miss Piggy, on eating Chinese Food...
• You wouldn't believe what she can do with a carton of milk and a tuning fork!