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For a crime this outrageous, we sentence you to two weeks of Barney.
For address, send a SASE to.....
For a deliciously good time." -- Hannibal Lecter Dinner Theatre
For a desperate disease a desperate cure. -- Michael de Montaigne (1533-1592) -- Essays, Book ii, Chap.
iii, The Custom of the Isle of Cea...
For adult education, nothing beats children.
For adult women wishing to marry, the best prospects are in Greenland.
For a fee, I'll sell you names from Santa's list of naughty girls.
For after all what is man in nature? A nothing in relation to infinity, all in relation to nothing, a central point between nothing and all and infinitely far from understanding either.
The ends of...
For a funny quote, call back late.
For age is opportunity no less Than youth itself, though in another dress.
And as the evening twilight fades away, The sky is filled with stars, invisible by day....

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