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Forbear to judge, for we are sinners all. -- William Shakespeare
For best results, squeeze from the bottom of the tube.
For better luck, you'll have to wait until fall.
For better luck, you'll have to wait until Friday.
For better luck, you'll have to wait until spring.
For better luck, you'll have to wait until summer.
For better luck, you'll have to wait until winter.
For birth control, I rely on my personality. -- Milt Abel
For blessings ever wait on virtuous deeds, And though a late, a sure reward succeeds.
-- William Congreve (1670-1729) -- The Mourning Bride, Act v, Sc. 12...
For BOTH sexes, abuse derives from powerlessness, not power.
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