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• There are two error in this sentence.
• Marge: And that's the drunk tank -- Barney: [groaning] Oh -- Marge
  and this is Mommy's desk. Lisa: Mom, I know your intentions are good but aren't the police the protective force that maintains the status quo for the wealthy elite?...
• But I find the old notions somehow appealing. Not that I want to go back to them -- it is outrageous to have some outer authority tell you what is proper use and abuse of your own facultie
  and it is ludicrous to hold reason higher than body or feeling....
• Inside the Barney suit - God's sentence to John Hammond for playing God.
• 7) "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one.
  If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice....
• Vacation for most of us means a couple of weeks with pay when we don't have to go to work, and during those two weeks, a couple of days when it does not rain.
• In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period.
  Every crime ends with a sentence. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period.
  Every crime ends with a sentence. -- Steven Wrigh...
• America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
  -- John Barrymore...