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Food is so expensive, anyone who burps is a liar.
Food: Not just a good idea, an investment in your future.
Foods aren't good or bad. Eating habits are.
Food that tastes the best has the highest number of calories. -- Rozanne Weissma
Food will be scarce; you will have to scavenge. Learn to recognize foods that will be available after the bomb
mashed potatoes, shredded wheat, tossed salad, ground beef, etc. -- Safety Tips for th...
Food, wonderful food, if it doesn't poison, it fattens! -- Confucius Say
Fooled you!
FOOLED you! Absorb EGO SHATTERING impulse rays, polyester poltroon!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Fool enough people to get elected. -- Liberal Rule #12
Foolery, sir, does walk about the orb like the su
it shines everywhere. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Twelfth Night -- Act iii, Sc. 1...

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