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• Doctors, dentists, and lawyers are only on time for appointments when you're not.
  -- Rozanne Weissma...
• In matters of dispute, the bank's balance is always smaller than yours. -- Rozanne Weissma
• It's always the wrong time of the month. -- Astrology Law -- Rozanne Weissma
• Those who expect the biggest tips provide the worst service. -- Rozanne Weissma
• Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least. -- Rozanne Weissma
• Hollow chocolate has no calories.
• Sex has no calories. -- Murphy's laws on sex
• My tastes are simple. I like the best.
• 1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. 2.
  If you drink a diet soda and a candy bar, these two items will automatically cancel each other out....