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Food Is So Expensive, Anyone Who Burps Is A Liar.
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Food is so expensive, anyone who burps is a liar.
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A poet is a kind of liar who always speaks the truth.
Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth.
Artificial food is expensive. Nothing makes steak as efficiently as a cow. -- Solomon Sho
Homer: Man, this place looks expensive. I feel like I'm wasting a fortune just standing here.
[scratches and looks around] Well, better make the most of it....
Liar: one who tells an unpleasant truth. -- Oliver Herford
Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devel's Dictionary
Fortune's Rules for Memo Wars: #2 Given the incredible advances in sociocybernetics and telepsychology over the last few yea
we are now able to completely understand everything that the author of an memo is trying to say....
Quote #118 I have a flawless philosophical and scientific model of reality.
Unfortunately, it's actual size. We must never be dogmatic....
Even when you do find food, it's wicked expensive (like everything else at WDW!).