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• It's not hard to tell we was poor--when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
  -- George "Goober" Lindsey...
• Cream rises to the top...so do dead fish.
• Happiness seems so hard to win.
• Why are you so hard to ignore?
• Why is "dyslexia" so hard to spell?
• Next, we take some toilet paper, tear off some teensy little squares, and stick one there.
  .. and there... and any place you're bleeding... there....
• Fish are said to have good eyesight, but many breeds are hard of herring.
  ( Apologies on this one, all around, of course!)...
• No matter how hard you throw a dead fish in the water, it still won't swim.