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• An older student came to Otis and said, "I have been to see a great number of teachers and I have given up a great number of pleasures.
  I have fasted, been celibate and stayed awake nights seeking enlightenment....
• Marge: So, what did you children learn about today?
  Bart: Hell. Homer: Bart! Bart: But that's what we learned about....
• In putting off what one ought to do, one runs the risk of not being able to do it, and this is a risk I am more than willing to take.
• I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. -- Peter DeVrie
• No teacher I of boys or smaller fry, No teacher I of teachers, no, not I.
  Mine was the distant aim, the longer reach, To teach men how to teach men how to teach....
• My soul is crushed, my spirit sore I do not like me anymore, I cavil, quarrel, grumble, grouse, I ponder on the narrow house I shudder at the thought of men I'm due to fall in love again.
  -- Dorothy Parker, "Enough Rope...
• I love war....Peace will be hell for me. -- George S. Patto