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Everything comes to him who waits - and in an airport it is usually the voice over the public address system announcing that your flight has been cancelled.
Everything comes to him who waits - and in the doctors office, you can catch most of it.
Everything comes to him who waits - except a loaned book. -- Kin Hubbard
Everything comes to him who waits - except that urgent return phone call.
Everything comes to him who waits - in Hungary, it is called Goulash.
Everything comes to him who waits - it is called hash.
Everything comes to him who waits - save the item he loaned to a friend.
Everything comes to the man who is least in need of it, and at a time when it is inconvenient for him to receive it.
Everything costs more and takes longer. -- Pournelle's Law of Costs and Schedule
Everything east of the San Andreas fault will eventually plunge into the Atlantic Ocean.
-- Murphy's Law No. 42...

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