Ever Notice How Fast Windows Runs? Neither Did I...

Ever Notice How Fast Windows Runs? Neither Did I...

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Ever noticed how fast Windows runs? Neither did I!
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Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born? -- Benny Hill
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Ever notice that even the busiest people are never too busy to tell you just how busy they are.
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