Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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E=Mc^5...nahh, E=Mc^4...nahh, E=Mc^3....ah, the hell with it.
.. -- Bert's older and less patient brothe...
EM Evacuate Memory
Emilio, I am getting rusty and old, I cannot follow the highbrow theory developed by Oppenheimer's pupils any more.
I went to their seminar and was depressed by my inability to understand them. Only...
Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together.
I come again. Two asses, they come together again....
EMM Emulate More Memory
Emo Phillips was pulled over in Massachusetts for reckless driving.
When brought before the judge, Emo was asked if he knew what the punishment for drunk driving in that state was....
Emotional Ketchup Bu
Emotionally vulnerable women.... They eat this sensitive crap up! -- Dan Fielding
Emotion has taught mankind to reason. -- Marquis de Vauvenargue
EMOTION, n. A prostrating disease caused by a determination of the heart to the head.
It is sometimes accompanied by a copious discharge of hydrated chloride of sodium from the eyes....

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