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Easy steeet is a blind alley.
Easy to use" is easy to say. -- Jeff Garbe
Eat 10 cloves of garlic and keep all humans at a two-square distance.
Eat american lamb - Ten million coyotes can't be wrong.
Eat a peach.
Eat a prune and start a movement.
Eat before shopping for food.
Eat cereal for breakfast and write good prose. -- Raymond Carve
Eat death, orphans! -- Duck's Breath Homemade Radio, SENSELESS CRUELTY
Eat, drink and be merry, and tomorrow, you'll wish you were dead.
When the credit card statement comes at the end of the month, you will get your wish....

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