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Early to rise and early to bed Makes a man healthy, but socially dead.
-- The Wheel of Morality (Animaniacs)...
Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic...
Earn cash in your spare time -- blackmail your friends.
Earnestness alone makes life eternity. -- Carlyle
Earnestness is just stupidity sent to college. -- P.J. O'Rourke
Ears are what keep your feet from getting in your mouth. -- Anonym+u
Earth bears no balsam for mistakes; Men crown the knave, and scourge the tool That did his will
but thou, O Lord, Be merciful to me, a fool. -- E.R. Sill...
Earth changes, but thy soul and God stand sure. -- Robert Browning (1812-1890) -- Rabbi Ben Ezra
Earth destroyed by solar flare. Film at eleven. -- The last nightly news.
Earth felt the wound; and Nature from her seat, Sighing through all her works, gave signs of woe That all was lost.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book ix, Line 782...

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