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• It is indeed a great idea to work your way through college with a job, and it is even better if the job is still there when you graduate.
• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• The wife you save may be your own.
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may work.
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may work.
• Seits's Law of Higher Education: The one course you must take to graduate will not be offered during your last semester.
• Homer: Look, the important thing is that we all learned a lesson.
  These guys learned the richness and variety of the world outside college....
• Someday you WILL come to your senses, and cheer for the Habs!