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• If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a deal faster.
  -- The Duchess, "Through the Looking Gla...
• Fortune finishes the great quotations, #17 "This bud of love, by summer's ripening breath, May prove a beauteous flower when next we meet.
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• CHURCH A church is either (a) a big, generally impressive-looking building where people go to indulge in religious activities, or (b) a rash commonly found on the upper-thigh.
  I think it's (b). One well-known cure is to dab it with a cream mixed from worm manure, cow snot and crushed caterpillars....
• There is one inflexible rule of television. No show is too bad to be run during the summer.
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• Abe: Let me through! Let me through. Lisa: Oh, Grampa, they pelted you too?
  Abe: No, actually, I fell down at the Big Boy. -- Great free-food scams, "Homer the Vigilante...
• A celebrity is someone who works hard all during life to attain recognitio
  and once having attained it, and finding out what it really is like, works for the remainder of his life trying to go about unrecognized....