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Don't talk to me about disclaimers! I invented disclaimers! -- The Censored Hacke
Don't tap your foot--it makes your arms get tired. -- Thelonious Monk (to his bass player)
Don't teach your children what to think; just teach them to think. -- Tannenbaum
Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as effective.
Don't tell anyone I said but we're live on National TV...
Don't tell a soul you found a secret door, otherwise it isn't secret anymore.
Don't tell a woman she's pretty; tell her there's no other woman like her, and all roads will open to you.
-- Jules Renard...
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.
-- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. -- James J. Ling
Don't tell me I'm burning the candle at both ends -- tell me where to get more wax!!

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