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Don't try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top.
This can't be done--except by liars. -- Bernard Baruch...
Don't try to describe the ocean if you've never seen it, .
.. you might end up being wrong. -- Jimmy Buffe...
Don't try to engage my enthusiasm--I haven't got one.
Don't try to fix the students, fix ourselves first.
The good teacher makes the poor student good and the good student superior....
Don't try to have the last word. You might get it. -- Lazarus Long
Don't try to join the "hit parade." -- Pete Seege
Don't try to outweird me, three-eyes. I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
-- Zaphod Beeblebrox, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
Don't try to stem the tide -- move the beach. -- Bing's Rule
Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering.
-- Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne...
Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix. -- Famous Last Word

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