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Don't think you're funny. It'll never work if you think you're funny.
-- George Abbott (to an actor in a comic role)...
Don't throw away the old bucket until you know if the new one holds water. -- Swedish proverb
Don't throw stones at your neighbors, if you expect to buy their natural gas.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac...
Don't throw stones at your neighbors' if your own windows are glass. -- Ben Frankli
Don't torture yourself...that's my job.
Don't tread on me!
Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own. -- Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #47
Don't trust seagulls to explain anything. It's a *fork*, and don't forget it.
-- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Don't try this at home, kids. This should only be done by trained, professional idiots.
-- Plucky Duck...
Don't try to be different. Just be good. To be good is different enough. -- Arthur Freed

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