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• SMILEY :-P has a secret to tell you
• Homer: What's wrong, honey? Lisa: There's something troubling me, dad, but I don't think I can tell you because it's a secret.
  Homer: Ah, you don't have to tell me, but I thought we trusted each other with our secrets now....
• Bart: [on the phone] Yes, Dad, I solemnly swear I will not tell another living soul.
  ... No, not even Millhouse. [hangs up] [intense, but brief, mental struggle] [dials phone] Hello, Millhouse?...
• If you would keep a secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend.
• The secret of being a bore is to tell everybody.
• As any magician will tell you -- Myth Direction is the secret of a successful steal. -- D. Henning
• If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. -- Ben Frankli