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• Delta: The kids will love our inflatable slides. -- David Letterma
• Delta: We never make the same mistake three times. -- David Letterma
• The world steps aside to let any man pass if he knows where he is going. David S. Jorda
• If you laid all the Elvis impersonators in the world, end to end.
  .. you'd wanna run and get a steam roller, real fast. -- David Letterma...
• I hate the itching. But I don't mind the swelling.
  -- new buzz phrase, like "Where's the Beef?...
• Guest hosting for David Letterman tonight is you.
• Xerox sues somebody for copying? -- David Letterma
• You're as goofy as a duck on ether. -- David Letterma
• Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin. -- David Letterma