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• Air Traffic Controllers tell pilots how to do it.
• How many tenors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Three - One to do it and two to stand there and tell each other how they could have done it better....
• How many consultants -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  I'll have an estimate for you a week from Monday....
• How many consultants -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study....
• How do you keep a fool in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.
• How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
• If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
  Virginia Woolf (1882-1941) "The Moment and Other Essays" (1948)...
• LEARNING CURVE: An astonishing new theory, discovered by management consultants in the 1970's, asserting that the more you do something the quicker you can do it.