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Computers.....the #1 cause of divorces......
Computers: the financial black hole of the 90'
Computers unite! you have nothing to lose but your operators.
Computers, vehicles for the mind: They'll drive you crazy.
Computers were invented by Murphy.
Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job will cost.
Computer, this is me! Whadaya mean unrecognized operator?
Computer too cheap. Spend $20,000 and try again. -- WinError #9
Computer use can be addictive. -- Surgeon's general warning
Computer users take more strokes.
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