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• IBM: Invented By Murphy
• Men invented computers to drive women crazier!
• If the ancient Greeks had invented UNIX, Murphy's Law would have been known as Aristotle's Law.
  Had they invented MS-Windows, Murphy's Law would have been known as the Law of Socrates....
• Nobody said computers were going to be polite.
• Drive-in banks were invented so that automobiles could visit their real owners.
• High heels were invented by a women who had been kissed on the forehead.
• Where did houseplants live before houses were invented?
• Hey STUPID! Nobody said computers were going to be polite.