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Computers make excellent and efficient servants, but I have no wish to serve under them.
Captain, a starship also runs on loyalty to one man....
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
-- Andy Rooney...
Computer... Smoke... Uhh Ohh
Computers never make mistrakes.
COMPUTER: Something to pass the time when a hockey game isn't on.
Computers operators do it from memory.
Computers Rule 01001111 01001011
Computers run because they have smoke built into them.
When the smoke gets out, the computer stops working....
Computers run on faith, not electrons.
Computers talk to each other worse than their designers do.

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