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• Simple diet is best; for many dishes bring many disease
  and rich sauces are worse than even heaping several meats upon each other. -- Pliny...
• Software designers do it with system.
• The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
  The one that's out always looks the best. -- Will Roge...
• Modem: A peripheral used in the unsuccessful attempt to get two computers to communicate with each other.
• Better to break your word than do worse in keeping it. -- Thomas Fulle
• Nurse Donna: Oh, Groucho, I'm afraid I'm gonna wind up an old maid.
  Groucho: Well, bring her in and we'll wind her up together....
• One good thing about being a man is that men don't have to talk each other.