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COMPULSION, n. The eloquence of power. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
Compulsive lying aside, I don't have a single fault.
Compulsory volunteers. -- Oxymoro
Computational Physicist and all around nice guy.
Computer actors will never be great; they only get bit parts!
Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors.
Computer: a device for generating mistakes at high speed.
Computer: a million morons working at the speed of light. -- David Ferrie
Computer: an amazingly stupid device that does what you tell it at high speed
Computer and car salesmen differ in that the latter know when they are lying.
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