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• What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used car salesman?
  A used car salesman knows when he's lying....
• The only difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman is that the car salesman knows he's lying.
• We are in the process of buying a home. When you buy a home you deal with realtors.
  Realtors are people who did not make it as used-car salesmen. -- Bob Newha...
• Every one says that politicians lie all the time, and that just isn't so!
  But you do have to understand body language to know when they're lying and when they aren't....
• quantum bogodynamics /kwon'tm boh`goh-di:-nam'iks/ n.
  A theory that characterizes the universe in terms of bogon sources (such as politicians, used-car salesmen, TV evangelists, and suits in general), bogon sinks (such as taxpayers and computers), and bogosity potential fields....
• quantum bogodynamics: /kwon'tm boh`goh-di:-nam'iks/ n.
  A theory that characterizes the universe in terms of bogon sources (such as politicians, used-car salesmen, TV evangelists, and {suit}s in general), bogon sinks (such as taxpayers and computers), and bogosity potential fields....
• alescritter /sayls'kri`tr/ n. Pejorative hackerism for a computer salesperson.
  Hackers tell the following joke: Q. What's the difference between a used-car dealer and a computer salesman?...
• alescritter: /sayls'kri`tr/ n. Pejorative hackerism for a computer salesperson.
  Hackers tell the following joke: Q. What's the difference between a used-car dealer and a computer salesman?...
• You know that times are not easy when your basic economy car comes at a base price of over $
  10,000.00....