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Computer possessed? Try DEVICE=C:\EXOR.SYS
Computer programmers do it byte by byte.
Computer programmers do it interactively.
Computer programmers do it logically.
Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit.
Computer programmers know how to use their hardware.
Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.
Computer programs are 90% debugged 50% of the time.
Computer protected by a PIT BULL with AIDS!
Computer: "Recognized Picard, Jean-Luc, Captain. Recognized Riker, William T.
Commander." Picard: "Set auto-destruct sequence....
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