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COMPUTER An electronic device designed to make you rip your hair out.
The principles of a computer are very simple....
Computer-based management information systems will cure most review and control problems.
-- Richard F. Moore...
Computer Chat on Vision Cable Ch24 - Weds 7:35pm
Computer chips, potato chips, what's the difference?
Computer come on line: 'Hey Baby, #########'<--Crude, very crude ;-)
COMPUTER.COM installed. SEXLIFE.EXE removed from memory.
Computer: "Commanding Officer, Captain Jean-Luc Picard.
Executive Officer, Commander Keiran MacDuff. Second Officer, Commander William Riker....
Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n.-Incredibly fast idiot!
computer confetti: n. Syn. {chad}. Though this term is common, this use of punched-card chad is not a good idea, as the pieces are stiff and have sharp corners that could injure the eyes.
GLS...
Computer dating: I just met this lovely 486 with 36Meg RAM & a 2Gig HD!

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