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College football is a game which would be much more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students, and even more interesting if the trustees played.
There would be a great increase in bro...
College: Guarantee the quality of the product or return.
College is a fountain of knowledge...and the students are there to drink.
College is like a woman -- you work so hard to get in, and nine months later you wish you'd never come.
College isn't the place to go for ideas. -- Hellen Kelle
College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
-- David Wood...
College marriages are OK, if the colleges really love each other.
College or post-high school training desirable.
Colleges need federal aid -- SEND TROOPS!
College student. -- Oxymoro

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