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• American college students are like American colleges - each has half-dulled faculties.
  -- James Thurbe...
• If the colleges were better, if they really had it, you would need to get the police at the gates to keep order in the inrushing multitude.
  See in college how we thwart the natural love of learning by leaving the natural method of teaching what each wishes to learn, and insisting that you shall learn what you have no taste or capacity for....
• Married couples who quarrel bitterly every day may really need each other as deeply as those who appear to be desperately in love.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it. -- Ernest Hemingway
• Nurse Donna: Oh, Groucho, I'm afraid I'm gonna wind up an old maid.
  Groucho: Well, bring her in and we'll wind her up together....