Related:

• Homer: Oh-ho. I guess you're cranky 'cause I didn't come home last night.
  Marge: I'm "cranky" because my husband got drunk and humiliated me in front of the entire town....
• Do what you think is best for you and follow your dreams.
  Don't listen to negative comments from anyone else....
• You shouldn't drink and drive. If you get drunk, don't call a cab.
  That could cost you twenty dollars or forty dollars or fifty dollars....
• Life begins when you can spend your spare time programming instead of watching television.
  -- Cal Keega...
• THE BEST THING TO SPEND ON YOUR CHILDREN IS TIME
• A Southern boy graduates from high school heads north to college, taking the family dog, Old Blue with him, for company.
  He's only been there a few weeks when he gets a call from his girlfriend...
• Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return.
  Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands of dolla...
• Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return.
  Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands of dolla...